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Click on the picture below
to access the 8th Grade
Photo Albums
Tour the School
with I.M. Bored
Musician Jokes
How do you make a
bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Why couldn’t Mozart find
his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
What is the difference
between an accordion and
an onion?
No ones cries when you
cut up an accordion.
What do you get when you
drop a piano down a mine
shaft?
A-flat minor.
Why do bagpipers always
walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What do you call a guy who
hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What do you call a musician
without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
The organ is the instrument
of worship, for in its sounding
we sense the majesty of God,
and in its ending we know the
grace of God.
What is the difference between
a banjo and a lawnmower?
You can tune a lawnmower.
So a seven-year-old kid
says to his dad, “When I
grow up, I what to be
a musician.”
And the dad says, “I’m
sorry, you can’t have it
both ways.”
Click on the picture below
to access the 8th Grade
Photo Albums
Tour the School
with I.M. Bored
Musician Jokes
How do you make a
bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Why couldn’t Mozart find
his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
What is the difference
between an accordion and
an onion?
No ones cries when you
cut up an accordion.
What do you get when you
drop a piano down a mine
shaft?
A-flat minor.
Why do bagpipers always
walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What do you call a guy who
hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What do you call a musician
without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
The organ is the instrument
of worship, for in its sounding
we sense the majesty of God,
and in its ending we know the
grace of God.
What is the difference between
a banjo and a lawnmower?
You can tune a lawnmower.
So a seven-year-old kid
says to his dad, “When I
grow up, I what to be
a musician.”
And the dad says, “I’m
sorry, you can’t have it
both ways.”
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The Faith of a Syrophoenician Woman
24Jesus left that place and went to the vicinity of Tyre. He entered a house and did not want anyone to know it; yet he could not keep his presence secret. 25In fact, as soon as she heard about him, a woman whose little daughter was possessed by an evil spirit came and fell at his feet. 26The woman was a Greek, born in Syrian Phoenicia. She begged Jesus to drive the demon out of her daughter.
27"First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."
28"Yes, Lord," she replied, "but even the dogs under the table eat the children's crumbs."
29Then he told her, "For such a reply, you may go; the demon has left your daughter."
30She went home and found her child lying on the bed, and the demon gone.
The Healing of a Deaf and Mute Man
31Then Jesus left the vicinity of Tyre and went through Sidon, down to the Sea of Galilee and into the region of the Decapolis. 32There some people brought to him a man who was deaf and could hardly talk, and they begged him to place his hand on the man.
33After he took him aside, away from the crowd, Jesus put his fingers into the man's ears. Then he spit and touched the man's tongue. 34He looked up to heaven and with a deep sigh said to him, "Ephphatha!" (which means, "Be opened!" ). 35At this, the man's ears were opened, his tongue was loosened and he began to speak plainly.
36Jesus commanded them not to tell anyone. But the more he did so, the more they kept talking about it. 37People were overwhelmed with amazement. "He has done everything well," they said. "He even makes the deaf hear and the mute speak."
Mark 7: 24 - 36
The Faith of a Syrophoenician Woman
24Jesus left that place and went to the vicinity of Tyre. He entered a house and did not want anyone to know it; yet he could not keep his presence secret. 25In fact, as soon as she heard about him, a woman whose little daughter was possessed by an evil spirit came and fell at his feet. 26The woman was a Greek, born in Syrian Phoenicia. She begged Jesus to drive the demon out of her daughter.
27"First let the children eat all they want," he told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."
28"Yes, Lord," she replied, "but even the dogs under the table eat the children's crumbs."
29Then he told her, "For such a reply, you may go; the demon has left your daughter."
30She went home and found her child lying on the bed, and the demon gone.
The Healing of a Deaf and Mute Man
31Then Jesus left the vicinity of Tyre and went through Sidon, down to the Sea of Galilee and into the region of the Decapolis. 32There some people brought to him a man who was deaf and could hardly talk, and they begged him to place his hand on the man.
33After he took him aside, away from the crowd, Jesus put his fingers into the man's ears. Then he spit and touched the man's tongue. 34He looked up to heaven and with a deep sigh said to him, "Ephphatha!" (which means, "Be opened!" ). 35At this, the man's ears were opened, his tongue was loosened and he began to speak plainly.
36Jesus commanded them not to tell anyone. But the more he did so, the more they kept talking about it. 37People were overwhelmed with amazement. "He has done everything well," they said. "He even makes the deaf hear and the mute speak."
Mark 7: 24 - 36
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*Assignments for Sept. 7 - 11
Monday, Sept. 7 - NO SCHOOL - Labor Day
Tuesday, Sept. 8
Chapel: Candy is the reader. Remember your offering.
Memory: Old Testament Law ( Genesis - Deuteronomy) for Friday
Spell.: Unit 1 Pretest Wednesday!
P.E.: You need PE clothes tomorrow. We will be playing soccer.
Wednesday, Sept. 9
Changes & Choices: Session I, Introduction & Feelings
Eng.: Listening, Speaking, and Viewing discussed in class
Math: Whole Number Place Value; Writing Whole Numbers; p. 5 (1-30)
LIt.: Unit 1, Comprehension & Strategies; p. 1-4 discussed in class
Spell.: Unit 1 Pretest corrections 5 x’s
P.E.: Soccer Study Guides handed out; Need gym clothes today
Thursday, Sept. 10
Changes & Choices: Session 2, Male & Female Responsibility
Eng.: The Writing Process, p. 9-13 (Choose a Topic & Way to Tell Story)
Math: The Number Ray; Ordering; Rounding Whole Numbers; p. 8&9 (1-30)
Lit.: “The Drummer Boy of Shiloh” p. 5-8; p. 8 (Critical Thinking 1-6)
Health: “Stand Up for Yourself” p. 9-11; Group Skits Assigned.
P.E.: Need gym clothes today
Friday, Sept. 11
Memory: Write OT Law today!!; OT History (Joshua - Esther)
Changes & Choices: Session 3, Yes - No; discussion
Eng.: Prioritizing, p. 9-14 (Chart, organize, add details)
Math: Subtraction Pattern; p. 11-12 (1-30)
Lit.: Idea Bank; p. 10 (Writing 1, 2, or 3) Choose one
Spell.: Unit 1 Final Test!!!; Unit 2, p. 19 (1-20); p. 20 (1-20)
2:45: Marathon for Non-Public Education Kickoff
Click on the link to Mr. Johnson's page to see science assignments
*Assignments for Sept. 7 - 11
Monday, Sept. 7 - NO SCHOOL - Labor Day
Tuesday, Sept. 8
Chapel: Candy is the reader. Remember your offering.
Memory: Old Testament Law ( Genesis - Deuteronomy) for Friday
Spell.: Unit 1 Pretest Wednesday!
P.E.: You need PE clothes tomorrow. We will be playing soccer.
Wednesday, Sept. 9
Changes & Choices: Session I, Introduction & Feelings
Eng.: Listening, Speaking, and Viewing discussed in class
Math: Whole Number Place Value; Writing Whole Numbers; p. 5 (1-30)
LIt.: Unit 1, Comprehension & Strategies; p. 1-4 discussed in class
Spell.: Unit 1 Pretest corrections 5 x’s
P.E.: Soccer Study Guides handed out; Need gym clothes today
Thursday, Sept. 10
Changes & Choices: Session 2, Male & Female Responsibility
Eng.: The Writing Process, p. 9-13 (Choose a Topic & Way to Tell Story)
Math: The Number Ray; Ordering; Rounding Whole Numbers; p. 8&9 (1-30)
Lit.: “The Drummer Boy of Shiloh” p. 5-8; p. 8 (Critical Thinking 1-6)
Health: “Stand Up for Yourself” p. 9-11; Group Skits Assigned.
P.E.: Need gym clothes today
Friday, Sept. 11
Memory: Write OT Law today!!; OT History (Joshua - Esther)
Changes & Choices: Session 3, Yes - No; discussion
Eng.: Prioritizing, p. 9-14 (Chart, organize, add details)
Math: Subtraction Pattern; p. 11-12 (1-30)
Lit.: Idea Bank; p. 10 (Writing 1, 2, or 3) Choose one
Spell.: Unit 1 Final Test!!!; Unit 2, p. 19 (1-20); p. 20 (1-20)
2:45: Marathon for Non-Public Education Kickoff
Click on the link to Mr. Johnson's page to see science assignments
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We have one clean up day left at CLS, Saturday Aug. 29, 8AM to 4PM. You can come for part or all of the day. This is a great way to to get in some those 25 volunteer hours and help the school start off the year right.
The Soccer and Cross Country Parents’ Meeting will be held this Friday, Sept. 11 at 5:00 PM and again on Monday, Sept. 14 at 5:00 PM. If your son or daughter is in one of the sports, you must attend one of these meetings.
The Choir Parents’ Meeting will be held Monday, Sept. 14 at 3:45 PM and again at 5:15 PM. You will have a second chance for this meeting on Wednesday, Sept. 16 at 3:45 PM or 5:15 PM.
Central Lutheran will host its annual Back to School Night Thursday, Sept. 17. The classrooms will be open for visitation at 6:30 PM and the informational meeting will begin at 7:00 PM.
School Picture Day will be held on Monday, Sept. 28. Watch for information coming home with your student the week before the pictures are taken.
Click on the links below to view their content
Concordia Academy
Mr. Johnson's Page
We have one clean up day left at CLS, Saturday Aug. 29, 8AM to 4PM. You can come for part or all of the day. This is a great way to to get in some those 25 volunteer hours and help the school start off the year right.
The Soccer and Cross Country Parents’ Meeting will be held this Friday, Sept. 11 at 5:00 PM and again on Monday, Sept. 14 at 5:00 PM. If your son or daughter is in one of the sports, you must attend one of these meetings.
The Choir Parents’ Meeting will be held Monday, Sept. 14 at 3:45 PM and again at 5:15 PM. You will have a second chance for this meeting on Wednesday, Sept. 16 at 3:45 PM or 5:15 PM.
Central Lutheran will host its annual Back to School Night Thursday, Sept. 17. The classrooms will be open for visitation at 6:30 PM and the informational meeting will begin at 7:00 PM.
School Picture Day will be held on Monday, Sept. 28. Watch for information coming home with your student the week before the pictures are taken.
Click on the links below to view their content
Concordia Academy
Mr. Johnson's Page
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Aug. 29
School Clean Up 8AM - 4PM
Aug. 26 - Sept. 3
Home Visits by Teacher
Sept. 8
First Day of School
Sept. 11
Marathon Kickoff
Sept. 14
Choir Parent Meeting 3:45 or 5:15
Sept. 16
Choir Parent Meeting 3:45 or 5:15
Sept. 17
Back to School Night
Rooms open 6:30 - Meeting 7:00
Sept. 20
Choir Ensemble @ St. Michael's
Sept. 28
School Picture Day
Sept. 30
No PM Public School Bus Service
Aug. 29
School Clean Up 8AM - 4PM
Aug. 26 - Sept. 3
Home Visits by Teacher
Sept. 8
First Day of School
Sept. 11
Marathon Kickoff
Sept. 14
Choir Parent Meeting 3:45 or 5:15
Sept. 16
Choir Parent Meeting 3:45 or 5:15
Sept. 17
Back to School Night
Rooms open 6:30 - Meeting 7:00
Sept. 20
Choir Ensemble @ St. Michael's
Sept. 28
School Picture Day
Sept. 30
No PM Public School Bus Service
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